Rise to meet your fate, destiny awaits.


Taken by the love of my life

Hopeless wanderer


one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

(Source: twinkybarnes, via tanngrisnir)



is.. is that a guitar playing pretzel?

It’s from a mastodon video I don’t remember the name though

Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife

(Source: shredditor)

James Thurber, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (via quotes-shape-us)

Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.


i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

same here

(via acrosseight-dimensions)


I think that men should be able to get surgery to make their dicks vibrate

I would set it on high to mix ingredients

(via lycoluna)

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