one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
is.. is that a guitar playing pretzel?
It’s from a mastodon video I don’t remember the name though
Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
I think that men should be able to get surgery to make their dicks vibrate
I would set it on high to mix ingredients